TAKE A LOOK INSIDE!
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TAKE A LOOK INSIDE!
Posted: October 14, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, KAREN PENCE, Michelle Obama, Mike Pence, PsychologyTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, KAREN PENCE, Michelle Obama, Mike Pence, Psychology
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PUSSYGATE CONTINUES
Posted: October 13, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Michelle ObamaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Michelle Obama, Psychology
PUSSYGATE CONTINUES
Now Tubularsock has no interest in defending Donald Trump.
However DOUBLE STANDARDS just irritate the fuck out of Tubularsock and this entire pussygate scandal is so egregious that it must be focused upon just to point out that before one throws the first stone one should really look at oneself first.
Which leads us to Continued Blather …….
First Lady Michelle Obama gave a rousing speech today (10/13/16) condemning Donald Trump’s vulgar comments that he has made about women. She also addressed the new allegations that Trump inappropriately touched women.
Now all of this is all well and good. And as Michelle states, “It has shaken me to my core in a way I couldn’t have predicted . . . This is not something we can ignore. This is not politics as usual … enough is enough.”
“THIS HAS GOT TO STOP NOW . . .”
Yes, it is true. Tubularsock agrees with Michelle but the problem is that she is just selective in her presumed outrage. And THAT is what is wrong with Michelle’s and all the other pundits and public’s position.
Michelle believes that this is not how a President should behave!
“Monica tells us via the Starr report, “…that her physical relationship with the President included oral sex but not sexual intercourse…he touched her genitals…bringing her to orgasm on two occasions…initially the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion…(but) during their last two…encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate.” The report said that on March 31, 1996 the President ” ‘…focused on me pretty exclusively…’ kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals…”
(From independent counsel Kenneth Starr’s report to the House on President Clinton.)
WILL SOMEBODY PASS MICHELLE A CIGAR!
THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE
Posted: October 12, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, RussiaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, Russia
THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE
Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.
We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.
But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.
Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.
You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!
They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!
Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!
Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.
They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.
What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?
Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.
Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.
But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..
So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?
Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.
But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?
So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?
Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.
But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!
But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!
And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.
And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.
Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.
Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.
Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.
And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.
So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.
That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)
Sweet dreams …………….
TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**
Posted: October 9, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Psychology, SEXISM, WOMEN ISSUESTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology, SEXISM
TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**
Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.
Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.
PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !
This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?
It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”
{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}
Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?
It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.
Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!
That is what Viagra is all about folks!
Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .
But really is that true?
To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).
Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.
Now, what are they discussing.
- FOREIGN POLICY
2. TITS AND ASS
YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.
Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.
And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!
LA LA LAND AMERICA!
Posted: September 27, 2016 in 2016, 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, NSA, Presidental Debate, Psychology, psychomaniaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology
LA LA LAND AMERICA!
Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).
Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.
Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.
Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.
Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!
Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.
So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:
WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?
And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????
It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?
You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,
That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy continues.
ON ORDER
Posted: September 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Economy, EMPOLYMENT, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton, Psychology
ON ORDER
You know how it goes with ALL political discourse. A promise made isn’t a promise because you have to understand the double-speak that is used in ALL political dialogue. Hillary NEVER said she didn’t support TPP she said she didn’t support TPP *** AS WRITTEN *** which means that she will pass TPP as soon as she takes office! (That’s if Obummer and Congress doesn’t sell out the American public sooner!)
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!
This is only brought up by Tubularsock because it is ……. same as it ever was ……..! And when “labor” starts to bemoan this obvious development Tubularsock just wants to be able to say …… Tubularsock Told You So, Dumb Fucks!
But hey, you can always move to Bangladesh if you want a fucking job. So look at the bright side.
But if it was only jobs …….. who cares? But the environmental devastation and the free ride of the corporate order all will fuck things up but hey The Clinton Foundation will make out well so ………
Tubularsock has put in an order recently through Amazon with Space God, Inc. for a huge asteroid to hit Washington, D.C. during a full session of Congress. It was a pretty god deal because postage and handling was FREE!
15 Years. . . Happy Birthday 9/11
Posted: September 10, 2016 in 9/11, Afghanistan, America Asleep, ARCHITECTURE, CIA TERRORISTS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, ESPIONAGE, Extraordinary Rendition, FBI TERRORISTS, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Henrey Kissinger, IRAQ, ISRAEL, MATRIX, Oil, Psychology, RUDY GIULIANI, September 11, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., torture, WAR CRIMES, Wolfowitz DoctrineTags: CIA, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Psychology, terrorism
15 Years … Happy Birthday 9/11
No really, 9/11 wasn’t an INSIDE JOB … it was an out-sourced job … The United States out-sources ALL it’s terrorist activities! It’s the American Way!
THE FRUSTRATION OF TERRORISM
Posted: September 9, 2016 in 9/11, Psychology, Terrorism, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: 911, Psychology, terrorism
You know, whatever one does there are always downsides to a job well done. And those downsides usually lead to a lack of confidence and a bit of depression. But don’t let it get you down! If you first don’t succeed, try, try again. And the upside if you are a terrorist is that when you do succeed you have reached the pinnacle of your job cycle. Congratulations. (cue the balloons)
TRUMP-A-SCARE
Posted: August 26, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Drones, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, MATRIX, Obama, WAR CRIMES, War CriminalsTags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, DONALD TRUMP, drones, Hillary Clinton, Obama foreign policy, Psychology
TRUMP-A-SCARE
It’s not that Tubularsock expects a great realization from the brain-dead Democraps. Many are still convincing themselves that Bozo-With-Black-Face has done so well and could have done even better if the Republicants hadn’t blocked him at every turn.
Just how much better could bailing out Wall Street, Handing Health Care over to Corporate Profit and Droning all those brown men, women and children have gone?
Bozo-With-Black-Face bent over ever time the White Corporate Elite called for trade treaties that gutted the middle class and wasted the poor. And then even went as far as reprimanding the Black youth in 2008 with his famous “brothers should pull up their pants”! Talking about the Black calling the kettle Black ……….
But now we are about to step into a “new” Democrap for President. Just how many turds constitutes a flotilla?
It really is depressing for Tubularsock to even think how stupid the population of the U.S. really happens to be and all generated by FEAR, of course.
“Oh my, I don’t like Hillary BUT WE CAN’T LET TRUMP WIN!”, is the rallying cry.
REALLY?
Is this what it’s all about? And did this all become this way just by chance?
The creepier and crazier Trump becomes the higher the FEAR LEVEL. Tubularsock would suggest that Homeland Security should re-instate those Threat-Level-Warnings.
You remember, “The Homeland Security Advisory System that morphed into The National Terrorism Advisory System in 2011 while the press always called it THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL.
Well come to find out a new system has been created and Tubularsock discovered this updated HILLARYLAND SECURITY system version. This system was leaked with the DNC email hack and Tubularsock is bringing it to the light of day. The Democraps use the system to control their message when necessary and to scare the American public when necessary. Say ……….. like November?
Now remember, this is a COLORED CODED system so as to shift to RACIST MODE when necessary. The reason should be obvious and shows just how handy the updated system could be for this orchestrated current crisis.
Remember America ……… if you’re not scared THEY can’t control you. So you stay scared. That is why Trump was invented!
TERRORIST DATING
Posted: August 13, 2016 in American Dream, bull shit as an art form, dating, economics, Kim Kardashian, Mental Health, Movies, Psychology, Reality, RELATIONSHIPSTags: dating, Psychology, relationships
TERRORIST DATING
Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.
Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!
And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?
Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!
Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!
A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!
Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!
Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.
So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?
And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.
LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.
Tubularsock 