CUT TO THE CHASE!
Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.
In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.
She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible” from her Bible thumping father.
And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.
And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.
Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?
Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.
The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!
Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.
Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.
According to the United States Election Project, nearly half of eligible voters (46.9 percent of approximately 231,556,622 eligible voters) did not vote in the 2016 election, Nov 10, 2016.
You see the corporate power structure, you know, the big banks, the military industrial security complex, the fossil fuel industries select the establishment candidates by simply buying them. Very cost effective for them due to the huge returns they receive per money spent.
From there these purchased candidates are selected by the different parties at their conventions mostly funded by these same corporate conglomerates and with the wave of all that Red-White-and Blue are anointed by their parties to RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
And these pre-selected candidates go forth and “battle” for the position by flying around the nation attending rallies paid for by “their supporters” and proclaim just how much they will change about EVERYTHING!
At the same time the owned corporate media, owned by the same conglomerates, pitch their candidate under the guise of the “FREE PRESS” and the charade goes on.
Now in the 2016 election:
Hillary Clinton won 65,845,063 votes.
And Donald Trump won 62,980,160 votes.
Gary Johnson (Libertarian) won 4,488,931votes.
And Jill Stein (Green) won 1,457,050 votes.
96,785,418 votes by eligible voters voted for NOBODY ………….
So if the world lived in a logical fashion NOBODY won the 2016 election by 30,940,355 votes! A fucking landslide!
Just how clear does it have to get? It was NOBODY who won by popular vote!
You see NOT VOTING is VOTING NOT!
So when people say that bogus talking point, “if you didn’t vote, you have no right to complain” that is pure BULLSHIT!
You did vote ……… you voted NO!
BUT >>>>>>>> just in case YOU voted WRONG, the Founding Father’s created the Electoral College.
An invention that was created back in colonial times to be sure that the popular vote could be ADJUSTED so as to keep the population from getting REAL control of the vote. You know, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE PEOPLE. A Founding Father principle.
And the irony here from colonial literature as an argument for the Electoral College was, the founding fathers “. . . were afraid of direct election to the Presidency. They feared a tyrant could manipulate public opinion and come to power.“ NOW HOW FUNNY IS THAT!
Well the answer TO THE OVERALL WHY is really simple …. THERE WAS NO ONE TO VOTE FOR! That is why!
Now think of this this way. Say there are two brands of crackers on the supermarket shelf and both brands are stale ……. which one would you buy to eat?
WELL THAT’S WHAT WE’RE OFFERED ……….. STALE WHITE CRACKERS!
And don’t forget that we are all equal in America so when they offered us a Black Cracker he was just as stale because he had been taught the white cracker jig!
YES’M MASSA!
And even the gender card was played in 2016 but still a white stale cracker but with breasts!
So as 2020 approaches you’ll see the circus and you’ll see the clowns.
And as of this moment the Republican’ts will stick with the Orange BozoBoy and the Democraps have Dead-Man-Walking-Biden as their savior bringing MORALS back to our nation which NEVER EVER had them in the first place!
The only question Tubularsock has with this choice ………. Just how many NO votes will be cast this time around?

“You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world”
“You say you’ll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it’s the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead”
(John Lennon)
Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR) and just happened to pick up a copy of the United States Constitution in braille.
Yes indeedy-deed, in braille!
Tubularsock just happens to have a copy of the Constitution of the United States in braille because as you know in America, “justice is blind”!
And what could be more JUST than the Constitution?
Also it only takes about 12 minutes or so to read the entire thing with an additional seven minutes if you wish to read the Bill of Rights, slowly.
But it is the United States Constitution which Tubularsock wishes to draw your attention to.
You see, Bob Mueller has stated, in his recent nine minute statement about the conclusions of his 448 page Report summarized in 4 pages by Attorney General William Barr, that even though Trump DID commit a series of CRIMINAL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE activities ol’ Bob can’t indict a sitting President for these crimes because of the Constitution.
Of course that led Tubularsock to read the Constitution! Again. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION does it say ANYTHING about preventing an indictment of a sitting President for obstruction of justice!
NOT ONE WORD.
So where did ol’ Bob come up with that bull shit?
Well there is an Executive-Justice Department RULE preventing him from indicting Trump for his obstruction of justice criminality.
This is JUST AN INTERPRETATION, by the Office of Legal Counsel of the Justice Department, of the Constitution!
The Constitution DOES NOT SAY THAT!
So the Department of Justice as well as Robert Mueller may be just FULL OF SHIT!
Now for the question:
The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch of the government.
How is it that THEIR interpretation in this case isn’t a conflict of interest in the legal sense?
Anyone in TubeLand know?
Tubularsock is not an expert on the law unless its breaking them.
But don’t be concerned. Tubularsock wears disguises.
So the only way for this issue to be resolved is by the Supreme Court and to give you an example how clear the Supreme Court has been on this type of issue let Judge Tubularsock present exhibit A and exhibit B.
EXHIBIT A:
Nixon v. Fitzgerald, a 1982 decision, the court ruled that the president had immunity from civil lawsuits arising from his actions in office.
Well THAT’S CLEAR!
EXHIBIT B:
Clinton v. Jones, a 1997 decision, the justices ruled that the president enjoyed no immunity from civil suits arising from his conduct while he was not in office.
And this too is clear.
So …….. we are back where we started:
Going back to before Nixon, the Justice Department rules that you cannot indict a sitting President …… YOU HAVE TO IMPEACH HIM!
So the catch 22 is that the Justice Department would have to disobey their own rule and indict Trump AND THEN Trump would take his case to the Supreme Court.
But that won’t happen because the Justice Department won’t indict so there is no case.
Oh sure, the Department of Justice could change their “rule” (because it is ONLY an interpretation) and then indict or the Congress could make an Amendment to the Constitution to clear this all up BUT everyone reading this right now would be dead before that process was complete.
Comforting isn’t it.
So it is not an understatement to say that THIS is a Constitutional Crisis and Impeachment is the only way to proceed to resolve the Trump problem.
And if you review Vol.2 of the Mueller Report you’ll find OVERWHELMING evidence that Trump obstructed justice. But unless Congress wants to REALLY stand up for the RULE OF LAW then no contest!
Oh, by the way ……. they all still receive their paychecks on time and their campaign contributions …….. Ahhhh, life is good!
Now let Tubularsock get this straight.
OrangeTweet, the brainless wonder, is attempting to promote the idea that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is somehow tied into 9/11 because she is a Muslim?
And the scum-level of the likes of Half-Aborted-Baby Donnie Jr. and the silly FoxLies & Friends host Brian Kilmeade are making a deal out of Omar’s statement about 9/11 when she said, “Some people did something”?
Well some people did do something! Orange Dump on 9/11 even before the dust cleared said in his charming sensitive way in a WWOR radio interview that because of the twin towers falling HE now had the tallest building in “downtown Manhattan”!
And as to be expected Dump was WRONG even with that! His building wasn’t! No surprise there.
Brian even went as far as questioning whether Omar, a Somali refugee, was “An American first” in her loyalty.
Ilhan Omar was born in 1981.
When Congresswoman Omar was two years old, “some people did something”, Ronald Reagan and his CIA were just starting to arm and train the Mujahadin fighters who morphed later into the Taliban and into Al-Qaeda by 1988.
And on 9/11, “some people did something” by doing NOTHING, and allowed 9/11 to happen!
And “some people did something” with the money backing from the Saudi Royal Family providing funding for the attack and with 15 of the 19 hijackers being Saudi is a major something!
And “some people did something” as in the Saudi Embassy sending two Saudi agents, posing as students, to test airline security prior to 9/11. (FBI reports)
And “some people did something” when Shrub directed his FBI to help put all well connected Saudis on jets and send them out of the U.S. WITHOUT even questioning ANY of them.
WOW! Sure looks to Tubularsock like “some people did something”!
And now, “some people are doing something” as OrangeTweet and Jared arranged to SELL Saudi Arabia the ability, in the future, to build an atomic bomb!
Ahhhhhhh …….. and Brian Kilmeade is asking if Congresswoman Omar is “An America Firster!” Shitttttt ………..!
Brian was kidding, right?
Oh Tubularsock forgot. Brian and the rest of Foxlies & Friends have their heads up there asses so far that the light of day is still a mystery to them.
And Mike Pompeo is running around worrying about Iran having an atomic bomb which to date they don’t.
But hell, NOW THEY WILL!
And we can thank OrangeDump as “the person that did something”!
And as expected, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!
It appears that with Dump and Pompeo they will bring about another Pompeii but this time instead of volcanic ash and pumice in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius it will only be an atomic chain reaction!
“America First” Are they fucking NUTS?
THAT is a rhetorical question!

You know OrangeTweet is pretty consistent in his ability to leave a highway of failure in his wake.
He is like “a hundred-per-center” in the inability to do anything but fail.
The most recent example (well Tubularsock hasn’t seen the news in the last three seconds so recent is relative with the Orange-Dumpster’s crap)
But lets use the “Imbecile-In-Chief’s” firing of Kirstjen Nielsen, the secretary of Homeland Security.
That move has made an impression because due to OrangeTweet’s actions, the Department of Homeland Security “. . . is now without a secretary, deputy secretary, ICE director, FEMA director, Secret Service director, inspector general, undersecretary for policy, undersecretary for science and technology, chief financial officer and chief privacy officer,” (Dianne Feinstein 4/8/19)
Now compare that to OrangeTweet’s former business failures:
Trump Hotels & Casinos Resorts
Trump Castle
Trump Plaza
Trump Taj Mahal
Donald J. Trump Foundation
Trump University
Trump Airlines
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Model Management
Do you note a pattern here?
And then you add the Trump narrative repeated ad nauseam claiming,
“I built what I built myself, and I did it by working long hours and working hard and working smart.”
You know, there is nothing new about knowing that the world we live in is BAT SHIT CRAZY.
It really amazes Tubularsock that we as a species has survived this long. And sure, Tubularsock isn’t expecting it to last much longer because once the bees and the butterflies go under the only pollination that will take place is humans pissing on plastic flowers and proclaiming that it’s working!
Oh well.
We listen to Fuckless-Orange-Dump tell us that Kim Jong Un had nothing to do with the torture and death of Otto Warmbier and that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman did not order the chopping up of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Fuckless-Orange-Dump IS REALLY that stupid!
But that doesn’t really tell you just how low this all can go. You’d better be seated for this one!
Geir Helgemo, the No. 1 bridge player in the world, has been suspended after failing a drug test at a tournament in Orlando last fall.
What the fuck?
Yep, somebody has the job of testing card players for drug use. And the drugs found were NOT “. . . performance enhancing in bridge.”
So why?
Because the Bridge Federation belongs to the International Olympic Committee and adheres to World Anti-Doping Agency rules.
AND RULES ARE RULES even if they don’t apply to the circumstances!
Seems strange to Tubularsock that when it comes to torture and murder, which do break some laws themselves, they are held to a lower “legal” standard than Bridge and unlike Bridge the level of compliance is just a bit lax.
But Bridge competition is well protected! Feel safer?
And rest assured that insanity in an insane world is “normal”.
Rest in peace.
Here’s a question for you America First Lovers. As OrangeTweet continues to promote a useless and limited wall to nowhere, Russia, India and Iran are working toward a 7,200-km long lane mixing sea and rail routes essentially linking the Indian Ocean with the Persian Gulf through Iran and Russia and further on down the road, to Europe.
The Japanese are looking toward a revamped Trans-Siberian Railway to improve trade connections with Russia and China. This too will help tie North and South Korea and Vietnam into closer economic ties as well.
There is no invasion here. No military attacks on sovereign countries or military bases being forced on any of them from the outside.
Just maybe that American Imperialism isn’t looking so good and the fact that we are losing on every front may mean that the U.S. is doing something drastically WRONG!
You know, if you really have something beneficial to offer, people will gravitate toward it. Not fight it. They’ll steal it!
Interesting that China and Russia are putting huge sums of money into infrastructure while we keep dumping huge sums of money into military exploits.
The times have reversed …….. the end of the Han Dynasty in America?