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STOP THE OIL FLOW
Posted: March 24, 2017 in America Asleep, Donald Trump, Oil, President Tweet, Psychology, XL PipelineTags: Big Oil, DONALD TRUMP, Keystone XL pipeline, Psychology
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QUAGMIREocracy!
Posted: March 20, 2017 in America Asleep, Assad, AUSTERITY, Bagdad, boots on the ground, China, CIA TERRORISTS, Delusional, Donald Trump, Drones, Foreign Policy, IRAQ, ISIS, Japan, Movies, NAZISM, President Tweet, Psychology, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: CIA, DONALD TRUMP, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, libya, Psychology, Syria
QUAGMIREocracy
You may not have a job, or a house, or health care, or pre-school care, or enough to eat, or any care if you are old because those things are NOT ENTITLEMENTS!
Those things are all examples of YOU sucking off the system!
But there is one thing that is always maintained in this great democratic nation of ours and that is a total-complete-ironclad-guaranteed-over-the-top Foreign Policy of,
Seriously, don’t think for a moment that the United States Military Industrial Complex can not maintain a continued state of QUAGMIRE!
THAT is what they do best. And they have proved it!
Korea
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Iraq
Libra
Syria
And we can all hope with Trump that we can get deeper involved in Syria and Korea which for all practical purposes will have us facing off Russia and China to boot!
Ahh, that American Military just can’t seem to win ANYTHING except body-bags coming home!
Now just why is that?
Well, Tubularsock figured out as a young boy with his friends while playing “WAR” that the enemy was WE!
You see, the boys in the neighborhood would divide up in teams and we would figure out who was going to be the “GOOD GUYS, AMERICA” and the “BAD GUYS, GERMANY AND/OR JAPAN.
Now all this was formulated by the movies of the day and you all know how WAR PROPAGANDA works being as true today as it was in the 1950’s.
But for Tubularsock playing “WAR” was enlightenment because Tubularsock discovered that the “driving force” of the activity was to WIN! There was no good or bad! And most importantly as a “soldier” you were of no importance on either side except to win or die.
It was at that point Tubularsock made up his mind that war was dumb and that he would NEVER join a military.
But to seal that deal Tubularsock did join the Cub Scouts because you got to hang out with your friends and do “neat” things but it didn’t last long and as they started to “recruit” our “den” to join the Boy Scouts Tubularsock had seen enough movies to know about the HJ in Germany and the Great Japan Sincerity Association in Japan. (Remember those news of the world shorts that movie theaters ran before the main features? Tubularsock paid attention!)
Both, in Tubularsock’s mind, were just different renditions of the Boy Scouts. And thus pro-nationalist organizations which prepared youth for war!
So at the ripe old age of 10 Tubularsock decided never to join a group, a military or a war! THE DIE WAS CAST!
A TUBULARSOCK PROPHECY
Posted: March 17, 2017 in America Asleep, AUSTERITY, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, President Tweet, REPUBLICANS, STEVE BANNONTags: DONALD TRUMP, Mike Pence, Psychology, STEVE BANNON
A TUBULARSOCK PROPHECY
PRAISING THE SHITTER THAT SHAT!
Posted: March 10, 2017 in Afghanistan, America Asleep, bull shit as an art form, Bush's Art, Delusional, Drones, Garbage, George Bush, Horse Shit and Bush, IRAQ, Mental Health, Obama, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, psychomania, Rule of Law, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., WAR CRIMES, War CriminalsTags: barack obama, bull shit, George W. Bush, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Psychology
PRAISING THE SHITTER THAT SHAT
The height of hypocrisy never seems to amaze Tubularsock. There was a time it did but those days are far gone and will never return because we live in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.
Let Tubularsock present two examples for you to consider and just see what YOU think when Tubularsock clears the dust for you. No, it isn’t a problem. Tubularsock uses a high powered Makita 18-volt compact lithium-ion cordless vacuum …… “fast cleaning without the cord”.
Now PLEASE hold your laughter until Tubularsock’s presentation is complete so it doesn’t drown out the facts.
Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer was named the 2017 recipient of The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award!
The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award is toted as “. . . the most prestigious award for public servants.”
And one has to do a lot of SHIT to people to be awarded this recognition!
Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer’s surveillance of the American people and his prosecution of whistle-blowers has to be honored, right!
And his indiscriminate drone bombings of Middle Eastern and African people has got to be honored, right!
And who could not honor his legacy of war, military adventurism, and keeping the torture prison at Guantanamo open, right!
And we can’t forget the handout to the Banksters and fucking over Main-street now can we.
Oh and what an honor it is to have the most expensive health care in the world but living shorter lives than other countries to enjoy it.
Yeah, Obummer was being recognized for “his enduring commitment to democratic ideals and elevating the standard of political courage in a new century.” SURE, IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! But not in the one real people are living in.
But really, it all fits. Kellyanne Conway would have to walk her “alternate-facts” a long way to out due the FACT that the President who kept the United States in the PERPETUAL-STATE-OF-WAR his entire eight years in office walked off with the Nobel PEACE prize! Go figure.
But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.
WHICH LEADS US TO EXAMPLE NUMBER 2
The former President and son of the “The-Silver-Haired-Douchebag Barbara Bush” (George Carlin) has taking up a new painting project.
It is called Portraits of Courage: A Commander in Chief’s Tribute to America’s Warriors!
Not to be confused with the Profile in Courage which John F. Kennedy wrote. Shrub isn’t very title creative.
LET THE HORSE SHIT FLOW ………………………
Shrub painted a mural of 66 single images of physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces.
These are the very same physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces that he alone shattered by his senseless, immoral, insane and inept wars he lied the nation into in Afghanistan and Iraq!
Besides the group mural he produced a book that also shows the individual portraits along with “upbeat stories” from Shrub about how much he admired their recoveries.
He credits himself with their “recovery” because of the “helpful” time he spent riding bikes and playing golf with them! You know, photo-ops!
Now you can get two editions of this travesty-of-horse-shit!
A $35 hardcover or a $250 “deluxe” cloth-bound edition SIGNED by the little prick himself!
It has been reported that PORTRAITS reached #1 on Amazon’s book list which goes to show that if you own your own Foundation you can make anything happen.
SIDE NOTE: Tubularsock would recommend that if you personally know ANYONE that has this book on their coffee table, politely stand up and punch them in the face. Just sayen’!
Now for you investor types you may be able to get into this WAR CRIMINAL ART early and profit later like Hitler’s Phone selling for $243,000.00 recently. Remember you don’t have to hang these maimed veterans and mental retards Shrub created in real and in painting. No, just box them up like tiny coffins and wait for the market to rise.
The Mural itself is on show at the George W. Bush Center’s Military Service Initiative in Dallas and all the proceeds go to that center to “help veterans”. It would be fun to see how much the Center pays Shrub to speak there.
In an interview Shrub stated that the “greatest honor of the presidency was looking (veterans) in the eye and saluting them as their commander in chief.”
Oh yeah, do you think he ever really just stands in front of a mirror and looks himself in the eye and asks himself just how many hundreds of thousands men, women, and children he is single-handedly responsible for killing and maiming?
You can’t paint yourself to redemption you worthless fuck!
But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.
MATING RITUALS & NORTH KOREA
Posted: March 8, 2017 in America Asleep, Assad, CIA TERRORISTS, Donald Trump, economics, FBI TERRORISTS, Foreign Policy, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, Japan, NATO, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, Rex Tillerson, South Korea, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Ukraine, WARTags: al Qaeda, CIA, DONALD TRUMP, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Psychology, terrorism
MATING RITUALS & NORTH KOREA
Tubularsock has been studying mating dance rituals to develop Tubularsock’s NEW THEORY ON AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY.
For one reason it is just a “click-bate” technique to trick people into reading about American “relations” with North Korea. Yes, there is a lot of fucking around!
Have you ever wonder why North Korea ALWAYS seems to want to provoke it’s neighbors by sending off missiles into the, ahhh ocean?
Now at first it may seem odd Tubularsock admits. But it really isn’t when you look at the REGULAR SCHEDULED EVENT. It’s springtime again.
Every spring North Korea’s neighbors (South Korea and Japan) along with our very own antagonist, the United States join together to play WAR GAMES off the coast of North Korea ……… Every fucking spring!
And when your neighbors tend to run their bombers and their battleships and their missile launchers up and down your coast with a “play-like” attack scenario, well it just may APPEAR aggressive. Don’t you think?
But somehow ALL the news outlets lead with stories like NORTH KOREA THREATEN NEIGHBORS WITH RENEWED MISSILE LAUNCH. Well, no shit Dick Tracy!
Or better yet, NBC banners, “North Korea Threatens U.S. With Nuclear Strike Over War Games!”
And of course Arms Sales To The Region increase and so does the rhetoric of just how “CRAZY” Kim Jong Un happens to be to “threaten” his neighbors. And it is left that HE’S the “crazy-one”!
YAWN ……………..
A different side of the same coin is all that American military buildup along the boarder between Poland and Russia and then promoting the idea that Russia is so aggressive!
SAY WHAT? 
And IRAN
And SYRIA
AND THE BEAT GOES ON.
The United States has 735 (2005) known military bases around the globe but this number fluctuates a great deal. The number changes by the U.S. military changing the definition of what constitutes a “military base”. And the presence of “military personal” has different definitions at different times such as using “Special Operations” and other forces.
Those special categories are almost certainly operating from undisclosed locations which the size is unknown.
And the “drone operations” have a variety of “bases” some unknown.
So it is a numbers game but there is no question that the U.S. has far more military bases outside its boarders than any other country in the world by a factor of 33 and a third!
One just might interpret that as a bit “aggressive” and the end result is a lot of animosity toward the U.S. even from it’s “allies”.
It is an infrastructure for war but our propaganda is such that we are a “peace loving nation” with the caveat that you “believe it or we’ll kill you”!
It really should be obvious by even the brain dead that all this shit is made up! It only exists if the United States goes out and “kicks the dog” so to speak.
And in order to insure Arm Sales we’ll poke anybody!
Oh, and you thought we were doing it to protect ourselves and bring democracy to the peoples of the world.
SURE YOU DID!
CHANGE IN THE AIR?
Posted: February 19, 2017 in America Asleep, Conspiracy theory, corruption, Delusional, Destiny, Donald Trump, Education, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, SPACE TRAVEL, SPIRITUAL INSIGHTTags: DONALD TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology
CHANGE IN THE AIR?
The Congress in secret session, as reported by officials who were not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity, concluded that the new Secretary of the Deplorables’ ideas for reforming the Executive Branch, specifically the Office of the President, have been taken under advisement and may be implemented in the near future.
A White House aide who asked to remain unnamed told Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” reporter on the scene that a plan that was devised in an uptown cocktail and sake lounge in Georgetown was going to be implemented this coming week.
In fact, President Orange Tweet himself eluded to this fact in his rambling anti-press new conference last Thursday when he said, “We’re issuing a new executive action next week that will comprehensively protect our country.”
And as everyone knows President Orange Tweet only signs the executive orders but doesn’t read them so Congress feels like the changes that have been put in place by the Secretary of the Deplorables will be implemented before the week is out.
THIS IS A NEW BREAKING STORY SO REMAIN CALM, DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS AND REST.
ORANGEFUSION!
Posted: February 2, 2017 in America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, MATRIX, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Rule of LawTags: bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology, terrorism
ORANGEFUSION!
The Cato Institute has never been a favorite American libertarian think tank for Tubularsock but occasionally EVEN they provide information worth looking at and this happens to be one of those times.
According to The Cato Institute,”the chance of an American perishing in a terrorist attack on U.S. soil that was committed by a foreigner over the 41-year period (1975-2015) studied . . . is 1 in 3.6 million per year.” (this is weighted by 9/11 where 2,605 U.S. citizens died)”.
“The chance of an American being killed in a terrorist attack committed by a refugee was 1 in 3.64 billion a year.” THAT IS BILLION WITH A “B”!
“The annual chance of being murdered by somebody other than a foreign-born terrorist was 252.9 times greater than the chance of dying in a terrorist attack committed by a foreign-born terrorist.”
So this over-the-top fear of terrorism on American soil killing YOU may be better spent looking out for buses while you cross the street. Trump hasn’t banned buses yet! Well, it’s only Thursday. Still time. But knowing Trump, it would have to be ONLY Moslim Buses!
But what is insane is the total OFF-THE-WALL Moslim ban to protect us from terrorism from countries who HAVE NEVER HAD A TERRORIST attack our citizens.
But countries that HAVE SENT TERRORISTS to attack us are NOT ON THE LIST!
Care to figure out THAT logic?
Oh really don’t bother. It is the basis of American Foreign Policy …. it’s the way we roll!
SAVED AGAIN!
Posted: January 29, 2017 in Afghanistan, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Don Rumfeld, Donald Trump, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, IRAQ, MATRIX, Psychology, psychomania, REPUBLICANS, RussiaTags: barack obama, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Psychology, Russia
SAVED AGAIN!
It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!
And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?
All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!
So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!
On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.
So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?
OR Egypt? Lebanon?
NO!
The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.
And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!
NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!
Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!
Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.
And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.
Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.
There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.
And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.
Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!
My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.
Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.
Oh another signing, another crayon.
Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!
The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.
Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.
So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!
Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!
See you at the bottom.
THE LOST DAY!
Posted: January 21, 2017 in America Asleep, Donald Trump, INAUGURAL 2017Tags: bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, INAUGURAL
THE LOST DAY!
BREAKING NEWS-ISH.
Posted: January 18, 2017 in America Asleep, Bull Shit, Donald Trump, President Elect TweetTags: bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology
BREAKING NEWS-ISH.
THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has just received information from a high ranking reliable source from the inner circles of the U.S. Government, who has asked not to be identified because he/she/Mx. does not wish to jeopardize their respectable standing in the eyes of the public.
It has just today been decided by the Trump Transition Team to enter the name of Tubularsock for the new cabinet position of SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.
EDITORS NOTE: Please understand that THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has no conflict of interest in covering Tubularsock’s own personal political career. There is no favoritism toward Tubularsock from the huge news staff of “Tfhcshn NS” what-so-ever and his incredible insights and qualifications for just about everything can not be exaggerated any more than what Tubularsock does himself. Rest assured that “truth is stranger than fiction”.
It has been discovered that Tubularsock was presented with the news, of his pending cabinet position, in an undisclosed top floor corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and has accepted the job of going off to the Deplorable Congress to be anointed as Secretary of the Deplorables for our new Deplorable President. Not to be confused with the last Deplorable President who is soon to be off to the West Coast quicker than the time Tubularsock had to BUILD A FUCKING WALL to keep him out!
Many have demanded already that Tubularsock be vetted, unlike all the other cabinet position seekers. Tubularsock has had a rich governmental record during the 2014 Obummer’s cabinet (see SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR) and was well respected until some “issues” developed. Tubularsock filled the Obummer Cabinet position of Secetary of the Inferior and many feel that the knowledge gleaned by Tubularsock in that position positions him well for being confirmed.
As Senator McCain himself stated, “I see no clear distinction between Inferiors and Deplorables! Tubularsock will make a fine SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.” And this is coming from a prisoner-of-war-veteran who made anti-American tapes for the Vet-Cong claiming that American air strikes were directed at schools and hospitals! And then paraded himself in the Ukraine, more recently, with the Neo-Nazis claiming that the CIA had brought democracy to the Ukraine! Now how can you beat integrity like THAT! (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5Y4D6wY98)
It was reported that Tubularsock had only time to allow Deplorable Trump to ask him to accept the Secretary of the Deplorables job in a CAR MEETING. The photo taken appears to seem like possibly almost a person that looks very much like Tubularsock within the car with Deplorable Trump and has not been confirmed. You be the judge!
TUBE OR NOT TUBE, THAT IS THE QUESTION?
This is a fast breaking story! Rest assured you’ll be presented with updates ad nauseam !
Tubularsock 