Posts Tagged ‘FBI’

PASS THE VODKA, MATE!

Posted: December 29, 2016 in American Exceptionalism, CIA, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, FBI, Obama, Psychology, Russia, Vladimir Putin
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Tubularsock had to leave the Bunker to gather food. Usually Tubularsock remains incommunicado until well after the first of each year. One reason is that if Tubularsock stays away from people during late December and early January Tubularsock doesn’t have to listen to “Oh, happy holidays or Merry Christmas” and that fucking “Happy New Year” shit!

Some years Tubularsock has gotten through “obsessive-happy-days” without contact. But not this year.

Now Tubularsock’s response to the standard happy-cheer-statements is a clear diversionary tactic such as “Same to you fella, and So’s your mother!” That usually stops them from further conversation. As well as having them move quickly away.

Anyway, as Tubularsock pulled out of the garage of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) in his pickup Tubularsock turned on the radio and as fate would have it a CBS programed interview was in progress. Now how did CBS even find its way onto Tubularsock’s radio dial. That was a surprise to Tubularsock …….. well that’s radio for ya’!

Anyway within this interview the commentator weaved in the standard programmed reference to the Russian’s being blamed into hacking into our elections …. as if it were fact.

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Remember repeat the lie often enough ……….

The fact, that to date there has been NO PROOF provided is par for the course.

And the master-bating-media seems to just beat off to a different drummer.

Now really, so far, THERE IS NO PROOF!

But Obummer today is kicking 35 Russian intelligence operatives out of the US, the NY Times reports. The agencies are believed to have been involved in hacking the Democratic National Committee and others.

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But look …… it is all bull shit. What Obummer really is doing is putting the onus on Donald Trump to lift the sanctions when he takes office, officially signaling that US intelligence agencies can’t be trusted. (Like, exactly who does trust them anyway?)

You see, it is just a game. A simple school yard game between the boys. The unfortunate part, as usual, some poor innocents will be harmed at some point and we’ll all rally around the flag with THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! Whatever the IT happens to be this week.

And as we see the almost black boy and the clearly orange boy slug it out before the end-of-recess bell rings as we ponder why Putin appears to be the only intelligent MAN in the game. Maybe it’s the vodka.

 

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THE DEEP SHIT!

Posted: December 15, 2016 in America Asleep, CIA, Conspiracy theory, Donald Trump, ESPIONAGE, FBI, freedom of the press, Information Age, Psychology
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THE DEEP SHIT!

Now the CIA has reported “someone in the CIA happens to believe that just maybe for certain that the DEEP STATE has hired an agent to orchestrate and develop a top secret project known, by ONLY real insiders, as ORANGE BLOSUM MATRIX.” (this is science!)

Now Tubularsock has word from the NY Times that they know almost for sure, kind of, that their CIA contact has substantiated that the Russians may be aware of this top secret project and that Putin HIMSELF may be at his desk RIGHT NOW hacking into Twitter for the truth!

The Washington Post, a subsidiary of the CIA, has gone on to say that all the facts if they had any would be correct! Not to be undone by the NY Times, The Post has made up their own fake news by paraphrasing a known CIA custodian who has categorically stated that he’ll be “cleaning this up!”. Which is all the news necessary to know the Russians did something nefarious.

So it is up to Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” to come to the rescue of real Truth with a capital T!

Now Tubularsock can not substantiate this top secret, “for your eyes only” actual unaltered photo that many feel has a resemblance to Tubularsock himself. Tubularsock has gone on record at 331/3 and stated that he does have a new part time job.

That being said it is best not to speak of the matter. And this unaltered photo will self destruct in three seconds.

Or as that CIA custodian is often quoted, “You’re in deep shit if you speak deep state”.
But for deep dish pizza call John Podesta.

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IT COULD HAPPEN!

Posted: October 28, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, FBI, Hillary Clinton
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IT COULD HAPPEN!

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MISSISSIPPI ISIS — JOIN TODAY

Posted: August 13, 2015 in FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, ISIS, Psychology, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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MISSISSIPPI ISIS — JOIN TODAY

Now Tubularsock will admit from the outset that many times Tubularsock will incorporate HUGE generalities to make his points. For example, all Americans are stupid!

Now Tubularsock knows at least six Americans that are not stupid so right there Tubularsock should know better. Or all blacks have rhythm. And Tubularsock knows that is not true from experience. Tubularsock watched Obummer himself destroy that stereotype in his Amazing Grace song-fest. YES HE CAN’T!

Or General Custard wore Arrow-Shirts. Ok, maybe only because he dated Sioux.

All that being admitted Tubularsock just has to postulate: Are the youth of today just fucking stupid with their use of social media and the computer?

Now Tubularsock is not talking about the stupidity of posting photos of their private parts out on the web. Who really cares.

No, Tubularsock really wonders at their lack of awareness of what their computer is connected to once they press, send!

And Tubularsock’s case in point:  HONOR STUDENT TO JOIN ISIS ARRESTED BY FBI.

Jaelyn Deishaun Young (19) graduated from her Mississippi high school with honors.

WITH HONORS!

Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla (22) graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in psychology.

IN PSYCHOLOGY!

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Now, Tubularsock could state that at least two people in Mississippi are stupid but that is not really true. Being from Mississippi, in Tubularsock’s opinion, puts you under suspicion of being …….. well really stupid. Ok, ok ….. at least a high probability.

These two were arrested by the FBI for “. . . attempting and conspiring to provide material support to a terrorist group”.

And they BOTH CONFESSED to the charges!

So exactly what did they do?

Well by golly, they WENT ON LINE TO SEE HOW THEY COULD JOIN ISIS.

That is what they did.

And guess what ……….

The FBI has nothing better to do than to monitor the internet for Mississippians who want to join ISIS. Sure enough.

Now lets get this straight …… if a Mississippian went off and joined the Marines, the American ISIS, that would have been praised.

No these kids wanted to join the ISIS …. the ISIS that is not the Marines.

So the FBI arrested the couple at the regional airport for TRYING TO TRAVEL TO SYRIA TO JOIN ISIS!

The FBI interacted with Jaelyn online back in May. This is called entrapment in the old days!

She posted on her TWITTER ACCOUNT that the only thing that was keeping her from traveling to Syria was her need to earn money. ON HER TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!

Jaelyn and Muhammad got themselves married so they could travel together in a Muslim country without a chaperone.

In June the first FBI agent passed Jaelyn off to a second FBI agent posing as an Islamic State facilitator. This is called entrapment stage two.

That FBI “facilitator” helped her with the plan to cross from Turkey to Syria.

Jaelyn confided that, “We don’t know Turkey at all very well (I haven’t even traveled outside US before.)”

Hadn’t Jaelyn heard the old Army advertisement, “Join The Army And See The World”?

Both Jaelyn and Muhammad expressed disappointment and impatience with the slowness of getting their passports EVEN AFTER they paid $340 to expedite passport processing.

And funny thing here is that when the Saudi-actual-terrorists obtained their expedited visas from the Bush Administration so they could ENTER the U.S. to fly planes into building on 9/11 there was no delay at all. But hey, they were coming IN and the FBI didn’t notice.

Now Tubularsock can understand why they wanted to expedite themselves out of Mississippi. That does show intelligence. What Tubularsock doesn’t understand is WHERE’S THE CRIME?

First, they hadn’t joined ISIS.

Second, they hadn’t sent ISIS any money.

So to date this is merely a “thought” crime because all they have done is buy plane tickets to Turkey and express their plan to join ISIS. But, if convicted it will cost them a $250,000.00 fine and twenty years in prison.

And if you really look at this would ISIS or prison be any worse than living the rest of your life in a town called STARKVILLE, MISSISSIPPI ? Think about it.

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CHENEY KICK-START: an idea whose time has come ………..

Posted: March 24, 2015 in CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Extraordinary Rendition, FBI TERRORISTS, George Bush, Kickstarter, Obama, Secret Service, torture
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CHENEY KICK-START: an idea whose time has come ……….

Tubularsock has never been a big fan of rendition but understands its legal necessity.  Extraordinary rendition is beyond the pale of decency and outside the bounds of acceptable behavior if there is to be a belief in the rule of law.

Simple rendition in law is a term which means “handing over” of a person or property from one jurisdiction to another. This is all completed under due process and is handled through the courts with warrants and is an open and legal process.

But extraordinary rendition is a different kettle of fish.

Extraordinary rendition falls into the extrajudicial category. This is when a government sponsors an abduction of a person and transfers that person from one country to another. It is not legal and it is a violation of laws of the United States and international laws and agreements.

Bush and the boys and Condo made it popular but old Alzheimer-demented Reagan did it and “distinctly-marked-penes” Bill Clinton also engaged in the practice as well.

Obomber uses it too but with reduced frequency, so it is said, but none the less it is still being used.

And to Tubularsock’s new way of thinking …….. thank goodness!

Here is the plan:

Tubularsock will find a country that will support a WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL that will prosecute DICK CHENEY for war crimes for torture.

Dick will be our test case ……….. a pilot program if you will.

Tubularsock will start a Kickstarter Campaign in order to raise the money needed to hire a team of underhanded-slimy-criminal-minded individuals to gag and put a black bag over Dick Cheney’s head and bind him with standard ACE hardware duct tape (to keep the cost down) and throw him in a trunk and slip him off to the country that has agreed to conduct the WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL.

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Tubularsock figures ……. say a $15 million Kickstarter Campaign. That will include the pre-operational expenses such as Tubularsock flying to Zurich to purchase a Gucci Bag to cover Dick’s head. Tubularsock believes in a class-act Extraordinary rendition so a regular plebeian bag for this dastardly deed will not cut it!

And for you penny-pinching followers may Tubularsock remind you of the financial savings that has already been exhibited by use of ACE hardware duct tape!

The pre-operational expenses also includes the WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES posters that will need to be printed. (as shown above) Hey, sure 100% post-consumer recycled paper is more expensive and so is using soy based ink. Do remember we are trying to improve the earth here not just bring war criminals to justice.

Another cost factor that has got to be addressed within the pre-operational expenses is the prepayment of the whores and booze necessary to ply the Secret Service. So as to be able grab Dick.       (excuse the expression)

Dick Cheney is so well hated that he has additional Secret Service Protection as well as Private Contracted Security.

The Secret Service Detail can easily be distracted with a couple of bottles of booze and a hot prostitute which has been shown time and again.

The Private Contracted Security will have to be killed! Now don’t get squeamish now. Every Extraordinary rendition has collateral damage, so get over it!

Now some are going to say that by starting a Kickstarter Campaign to raise $15 million will attract the attention of the authorities.

Not so! You forget that the FBI is so busy setting up mental-disabled Muslims with fake explosives and guns so as to be captured as terrorists within the United States that they have no time to review every Kickstarter Campaign.

And the CIA is likewise so busy running guns and drugs that they’ll believe it is one of their own operations and before they wake up to the fact that it isn’t ….. we’ll have Dick in an undisclosed location.

Now just to relieve any trepidation on your part about being identified as “co-conspirators” you can also contribute to Tubularsock’s Extraordinary rendition project more directly.

Send  $1000.00 in small unmarked bills to:

Secret Tubularsock Idea

#1 Underground Bunker

Oakland, CA xxxxxx

The zip code x’s provide extra security.

AND “THEY” SAY CHANGE CAN’T HAPPEN!

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FERGUSON TOP 40

Posted: December 29, 2014 in Bob McCulloch, Bull Shit, FBI, Ferguson, Michael Brown, MISSOURI, Police Chief Thomas Jackson, POLICE MILITARIZATION, Psychology, Race, RACISM, St. Louis County Grand Jury
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Now Tubularsock was looking back …….. Tubularsock knows, the Obummer only wants Tubularsock to look forward but Tubularsock is so fucking obstinate!

So looking all the way back to the Ferguson Grand Jury and that fucking St. Louis County Prosecutor Robert McCulloch and the fact that his daddy was shot down while  performing police duties by a black man when Bobby was 12 years old would be enough for any man with integrity to step down from his role as County Prosecutor to avoid even the hint of “conflict of interest” assertions.

But no, Bobby says he is over that and he can rise above the psychological scaring to be fair ………… sure.

Which brings us to Grand Jury witness #40. The FBI interviewed witness #40 and informed McCulloch that her story was-bat-shit-crazy. No not in those words. Only Tubularsock would have used those words if he had been on the FBI team but alas, he was not. But Tubularsock has always wanted to be in the FBI so he could flash his badge as his wallet flapped open like Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Yes, perhaps a 12 year obsession of Tubularsock. But he was older than that when the TV show aired but hey, shit sticks with you.

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Anyway the FBI informed Bob that witness #40 was fucked-up but he allowed her to present her version of the Ferguson drama not once but twice! She was called back because of her “journal” entries.

She states that she saw Brown put down his head and charge Officer Wilson and Wilson shot this unarmed black man in self defense.

The Grand Jury stated that they believed her.

But there was a small detail that wasn’t expressed to the Grand Jury that County Prosecutor Robert McCulloch had been told by the FBI ***BEFORE*** she was called to testify ………..

SHE WAS NOT PRESENT IN FERGUSON AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT!

Hell, picky, picky, picky!

Yet witness #40 testimony was accepted as truth and the Grand Jury decreed that there wasn’t enough evidence to indite Wilson! CASE CLOSED! gavel

Oh yeah …….. “the rule of law, not of men” is really only good if the “men” have integrity. And integrity seem to be in short supply in our culture at present.

Now the woman who was Witness #40 is nuts ……. you know “insane” but still on the streets.

So when it came out that she wasn’t going to be prosecuted for lying to a Grand Jury it didn’t surprise Tubularsock. Hey! She’s fucking bat-shit nuts!

What didn’t surprise Tubularsock as well is that no one is prosecuting St. Louis County Prosecutor Robert McCulloch for stacking the witnesses. Funny how on TV cop shows tampering with a jury is like the fucking crime of the century. But not so much under “real” law.

Little 12 year old Bobby knew that witness #40 was “lying”! The FBI told him so. But he still let a known lier who he knew had not been in Ferguson at the time of the incident  to testify as a witness. He was not deceived HE KNEW!

So Tubularsock figures that the make up of the St. Louis County Grand Jury must have been a group of very fine citizens of different races that are fixated at their 5 year old selves and this has shown how persuasive a fixated 12 year old can be on younger fixations.

The big question for Tubularsock is, why do they call it the Justice Department? Tubularsock is going to have to go to the dictionary and look up JUSTICE. There must be a new definition.

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EBOLAWEEN: TRICK OR TRICK

Posted: October 24, 2014 in CHEMICAL WEAPONS, Ebola, FBI, James Clapper, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Josh Earnest, Obama
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Well, well, well ………. if you wait long enough in the same place the things one can learn.

Tubularsock was, once again, busy cleaning his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and pondering Ebola. The name itself in kind of scary and with Halloween approaching Tubularsock started to look more closely at a possibility of producing Ebola candy for the children.

Would Ebola candy be any worse or more scary than apples with razor blades embedded in them which Tubularsock gave out last year or candy laced with LSD or PCP or a list of other dangerous ingredients that over the years the CIA have experimented with on people in their rush to out spy the spies?

American spy-craft may even have had its early beginnings in a type of political-warlock-craft. And now especial with a Black President there is “black” magician possibilities bubbling up in the cauldron of malcontent.

Far-fetched you say? Well in truth the truth is way more scary than anything Tubularsock could come up with as you will see.

Way back in 1925 there was the Geneva Protocol and it was designed to have the countries of the world agree to “prohibited use but not possession or development of chemical and biological weapons”.

Now, Tubularsock asks you to figure out the wording of this Protocol. A country could POSSESS chemical and biological weapons, and a country could DEVELOP chemical and biological weapons but they agreed NOT TO USE THEM!

Give Tubularsock a break ……… were people back in 1925 that stupid?

Well jump to 1972. The British concocted the Biological Weapons Convention (BWC) and opened it up for countries of the world to sign on. The BWC wasn’t to go into effect until 1975 and twenty-two governments (the U.S. being one) signed on to this agreement.

The BWC updated the Geneva Protocol so as to prohibit the development, production, and stockpiling of  biological and toxin weapons.    

Now this all sounds well and good EXCEPT the absence of any formal verification regime to monitor compliance has limited the effectiveness of the Convention.

Well no shit Dick Tracy, you bet it limited the effectiveness!

Were people back in 1975 really that stupid?

And here is a fun fact for you, The United States of course signed on to the Convention but in order to continue to possess and develop chemical and biological weapons it has built laboratories specifically for that purpose in Liberia who has not ratified the Convention. No hypocrisy there.

The U.S. also has built labs in Guinea and Sierra Leone to circumvent the Convention.

Of course when the U.S. is pressed on this issue they always say it is all done for “defensive biological warfare research”!

And to tie this into a Halloween bow for you ……… these biological warfare research laboratories were built by USAID and you know that USAID is really only a front governmental organization for the CIA.

And surprise, surprise the CIA is also involved in bio-warfare work as well.

See, Ebola candy isn’t that far off!

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Now here is where it gets real scary ………… Enter Professor Francis Boyle and his book

Biowarfare and Terrorism.

Boyle’s take on this entire Ebola mess is that the epidemic was created by one or more of the United States Bio-Labs in West Africa. He says that he has no direct evidence that it was deliberate but he thinks it was caused by error and the Ebola virus got out of the labs and into the population.

And if you look into lab accidents throughout the world you will see that Boyle’s conclusion isn’t far fetched by any means. Accidents at research facilities have caused germs to escape, killing people and animals near the facilities all over the world for years.

Oh and before Tubularsock forgets, you all remember the anthrax scare right after 9/11. That anthrax came from a military bio- weapons-lab and after blaming the wrong guy the FBI finally supposedly figured who the perpetrator was but by golly he ended up dead due to a supposed overdose. 

Funny how that all worked out so well ……. Lawsuits filed by the widow of the first anthrax victim Bob Stevens were settled by the government for $2.5 million with no admission of liability. According to a statement in the settlement agreement, the settlement was reached solely for the purpose of “avoiding the expenses and risks of further litigations”.

Another open and shit case though it took a few years. Another “lone wolf” …….. nice work by the FBI. Don’t you think?

Scared yet? Well Tubularsock ran across this little note worthy bit of information in the Daily Observer, Monrovia, Liberia.

Dr. Cyril Broderick, A Liberian scientist and a former professor of Plant Pathology at the University of Liberia’s College of Agriculture and Forestry says:

“The US Department of Defense (DoD) is funding Ebola trials on humans, trials which started just weeks before the Ebola outbreak in Guinea and Sierra Leone. The reports continue and state that the DoD gave a contract worth $140million dollars to Tekmira, a Canadian pharmaceutical company, to conduct Ebola research. This research work involved injecting and infusing healthy humans with the deadly Ebola virus. Hence, the DoD is listed as a collaborator in a “First in Human” Ebola clinical trial (NCT02041715), which started in January 2014 shortly before an Ebola epidemic was declared in West Africa in March.”

So here we go again. And these types of medical experiments conducted with “volunteers” by the CIA and U.S. military appear throughout America’s illustrative history. Tubularsock isn’t going to go off in that direction but there is a library of information for your reading pleasure. Check it out. Oh, and sure “we” did it only to “protect” society.

Ever wonder where Hitler’s left over Nazi doctors ended up? Oh come on guess.

Well lucky for us Obama has come to our aid …….. saints be praised!

He called an Ebola Meeting and guess what. It didn’t have any doctors in attendance. It didn’t even have Ron Klain the Ebola czar. But it did have the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of Homeland Security, the National Security Advisor, the Deputy National Security Advisor, the Deputy Counsel to the President, the ……… well you see the direction this is going.

And the outcome? Send 4000 troops to West Africa.

Tubularsock feels really safe now.

WTF?

Now at this point Tubularsock usually says ………. and there’s more.

Well there is more. Tubularsock likes to be consistent except when he’s not.

You may not know but the United States is building a $102-million High-Tech Bubonic Plague Lab in Kazakhstan. You remember Kazakhstan. Right? This lab will be completed in September, 2015.

And who is building it? Well you know the Defense Threat Reduction Agency, right?

Well it’s part of the Pentagon and the lab will be built, and some of its early operation funded, by American taxpayers.

So see, YOU are investing in a future Bubonic Plague pandemic.

“Why, are you so sure about this, Tubularsock?” I’m sure you are asking.

Well …….. Tubularsock will put money on it because he’s THAT sure. And here’s why.

The citizens of Almaty, Kazakhstan are a bit concerned because the lab is being built just outside town, in the midst of a populated suburban neighborhood. AND the entire area is an active seismic zone.

Now the U.S. officials have countered the citizens concerns with …… the building is designed to meet the city’s highest seismic standards.

Tubularsock hopes that the U.S. officials have discussed these seismic standards with the Bubonic Plague. It may just speak a different language.

And mark it on your calendar  ……….. Tubularsock figures 2017 give or take and we’ll be all surprised in the press how this all happened.

Were people back in 2013 really that stupid?

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TUBULARSOCK SAYS: DIRECTION

Posted: October 13, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Central Bank, Chemical Warfare, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Climate, Cuba, Drones, Ebola, economics, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, Ferguson, Flight MH17, Fukushima, Health, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Joe Biden, NATO, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, PALESTINIANS, POLICE MILITARIZATION, REPUBLICANS, Russia, Secret Service, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, SYRIA, Ukraine, War Criminals, XL Pipeline
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: THE SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR — MISSING?

Posted: July 2, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, ART, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, BRADLEY MANNING, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, economics, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, General Keith Alexander, General Stanley McChrystal, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Gulag mentality, GUNS, Hamid Karzai, Holiday jobs 2013, Infallbiility, James Clapper, Jay Z, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John MaCain, Jon Stewart, Justin Bieber, Kayne West, Keystone XL, Kim Kardashian, Leon Panetta, Mental Health, Michelle Obama, NSA, Obama, OccupyWall Street, PALESTINIANS, Poppies, Pussy Riot, Quantitative Easing, Radiation, REPUBLICANS, Ron Reagan, Russia, Senate Intelligence Committee, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, U.S. General's ethics, Ukraine
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From a series of informed sources who are not authorized to speak on this issue but have nothing else to do today in the bloated government bureaucracy has presented an outline of the influence of the new Secretary Of The Inferior on the Obama Administration.*

The Tubularsock News Team has also sent our stealth photographer into the mix and has documented photographic evidence of all the rumor and innuendo.

As we like to say at the Tubularsock News Team break-room, “If a picture is worth a thousand words then this story is worth ten thousand words!”

Rather than be accused of conflict of interest we have turned our investigative journalism over to the tabloid, The New York Toast.

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From the very beginning fear in the Administration was palpable. Could a “commoner” be able to bond with the elite?

Well, our inside sources all concurred that the new Secretary Of The Inferior fit like a hand in a glove.

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The new Secretary Of The Inferior was asked by the press how he felt to be at the left hand of The President of the United States and he clearly stated, “no, the steak tartare please”.

The more comfortable the Secretary Of The Inferior became the more cautious distrust  appeared within the West Wing. In fact, down right suspiciousness of his intentions were felt and cloaked in plutocratic innuendo.

This type of approach to an obvious “outsider” was lost on the Secretary who felt that they liked him. But he started to isolate himself in the President’s office.

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That suspicious attitude became more prevalent within the President himself.

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However the Secretary Of The Inferior and Michelle became more ……..

Say ………… ahh, shall we say “friendly”?

Not being sure of the Secretary Of The Inferior’s intentions Obama started to take him with him whenever he traveled.

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And then one day the President and the Secretary Of The Inferior were scheduled to fly to the Asian Conference in Kuala Lumpur.

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Now in any Presidential Administration lots of stuff gets stolen. Paper clips, ball point pens, computers, ground-keeper tools, ballistic missiles, large sums of cash, larger sums of cash, cash of larger sums than that and one’s integrity.

The biggest surprise is that anyone noticed.

Immediately Congress formed two committees, one in the House and one in the Senate. Each committee member and staff took it upon themselves to fly to Kuala Lumpur to see where Air Force One should have landed if it hadn’t been stolen.

It was verified that there was NO, they repeated NO, Air Force One on any golf course in Kuala Lumpur.

Senator John McCain was unable to say, “The terrorist have been part of this Obama Administration for some time and the Ukrainian people need all ….. no, I mean Palestine has to be considered ….. no, I mean  …”

The CIA, NSA, DIA, NGA, NRO, AFISRA, MI, MCIA, ONI, OICI, I&A, CGI, FB/NSB, DEA/ONSI, INR, and the TFI were all called into service but many of them were out of the office so a message was left with their respective receptionists. **

All of these agencies work separately and together to conduct intelligence activities and are under the I.C. which is headed by the DNI, who reports to the President.**

The FBI, DOS, DSS, IRS-CID, TIGTA, USMP, DOD, DCIS, CID, OSI, NCIS, DOJ, ATF, USDI, USDA, DOC, HHS, DHS, USCG, FPS, CGPD, CBP, ICE, USSS, SPS,USCP, USPIS were also all put on the case. **

It appears that the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) may have not been necessary however Senator Diane Feinstein insisted that it was not because her husband was well invested in post offices that the agency must play a role. It was because of “. . . her keen concern to protect every woman and child of this great land”.

As Senator Feinstein did not say, “That plane could have been easily packed up in a pre-postage-paid-priority-mail-express-package and shipped to the Russians for all we know!”

As a result over seventeen million dollars will be allocated to throughly inspect ALL the P.O.Boxes in every post office within the United States.

Representative Robert Fuckoff (R) Ohio demanded that for national security concerns he would pursue drafting a bill to create an inspection team to investigate all “general delivery” windows of every post office in the United States.

During an impromptu stop over at the employee’s break room at Postal Inspection, Inc. Rep. Fuckoff stated, “This twenty-seven million dollar allocation bill will ensure that inspections would be conducted on all “general delivery” locations. What better way is there to protect our citizens from terrorists who want to harm our home-land?” 

When the maimed-stream media asked about the rumor that his family was involved in Postal Inspection, Inc. Representative Fuckoff stated, “Those accusations have been made before!” 

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A Special Blue Ribbon Committee was appointed immediately if not sooner by the President to “investigate the disappearance of Air Force One and The Secretary Of The Inferior” and to report back to him. The President insisted that the Committee’s work would be totally transparent and would be held in secret for national security reasons.

The maimed-stream media didn’t pursue the definition of transparent assuming the President is a Constitutional Scholar and knew the definition better than they.

Congress announced that it will immediately take up the issue of funding the Special Blue Ribbon Committee as soon as they return from their inter-session break and before their fall break. This leaves “. . . a corridor of six full hours” stated Senator DipStick (D) from Louisiana. 

Conspiracy

First there were the sightings.

DairyQueed gang

(UPI) “They were ALL there”, said Jimmy Insano from DelRio, Texas. “Right out in front of the Dairy Queen! Elvis, bin Laden, Kennedy and the Secretary Of The Inferior!”

“I didn’t see no plane or anything like that …… but I didn’t go in the Dairy Queen. Sure, it could have been in there.”

 The heat in DelRio at times reaches 135 degrees in the shade.

(The Sun, UK) “The chances of Air Force One being snatched from the sky by an alien space craft isn’t as far fetched as it may appear” says Jay Jay Johnson. “There have been sightings recently as far away as Denver”, he continued. “Space IS the final frontier, you know, and if and I’m saying IF, The Secretary Of The Inferior had been sent with a message to give to extraterrestrials, then why not?” Jay Jay Johnson concluded.

(New York Times) It was reported today that the Malaysian Government was asked by President Obama to assist in the tracking of the missing Air Force One. Critics say this new development has created perhaps a “hint” that the President isn’t sincere about finding the Secretary Of The Inferior.

President Obama’s new Press Secretary Josh Earnest, stated at todays news briefing that “. . . he was earnest that the President was earnest about the search for Air Force One as well as The Secretary Of The Inferior”.

This confused the White House Press Corp because they thought the President was not Earnest because Josh Earnest was Earnest. And Josh Earnest stated that he was earnest and the President was earnest as well. The White House Press Corp reiterated that Earnest was Earnest and Earnest was not Obama.

After forty-five minutes the Earnest – earnest conundrum was tabled until a later date.

(FOX News) Donald Rumsfeld was asked to comment on the incident and stated: “we know, there are known knowns; there are things that we know that we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

And he continued, “The missing Secretary Of The Inferior is the ultimate in unknown unknowns, if you ask me.”

And of course, Dick Cheney was asked for comments on this new international mystery but was unable to make it to the interview because he had “left his heart in San Francisco” and hadn’t noticed until his flight was over Wisconsin. Which at that point had to turn his flight back to the West Coast.

 

 

 

Mystery

 

 

 

footnotes:

* To catch up with The Secretary Of The Inferior refer back to: blog post, NEW EMPLOYMENT, NEW ECONOMY.

** Those are all investigating agencies of the United States Government. Tubularsock doesn’t have time to make that much shit up!

All photographs may look like they have been altered in some way. They have NOT! However they are a different angle from the original photo.

Photography is in the eye of the beholder.

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CIA CRAP

Posted: August 20, 2013 in CIA TERRORISTS, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, FREEDOM, Iran, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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Oh Pleazeee …….. spare Tubularsock! The papers from the CIA that shows that the CIA was involved in the overthrow of the DEMOCRATICALLY elected government of Iran back in 1953 and helped to install the DICTATORIAL Shah are now(?) revealed?

YAWN.

Ok. How many of you in America didn’t know this?

Ok ……… the six of you stand over there.

Notice Tubularsock didn’t ask how many of you in America don’t give a shit.

Anyone who wanted to know this already knew it.

For the rest of you, well you don’t give a shit!

Does anyone really think that “knowing this” fact changes anything? Well it doesn’t.

Let Tubularsock fill you in on a little top-secret-secret. That is what the CIA does!

If you added up the number of innocent individuals that have been killed because of CIA involvement since 1953 you’d find that the death rate of Hitler’s antics in comparison were chump change.

And yet ………… this revelation matters? FUCK NO, to coin a phrase.

Now in case you missed the back story ………. The entire deal was centered around Iran‘s plan to nationalize its oil industry causing the British oil companies to lose out so the CIA and the British intelligence service, the S.I.S., funneled $5 million to back a coup that prevailed and set up a pro-Western government.

But what is important to note is that Iranians working for the C.I.A. and posing as Communists harassed religious leaders and staged a bombing of one cleric’s home in a campaign to turn the country’s Islamic religious community against the government.

And the reason Tubularsock wants you to take notice of this little fact is that that is the tactic used by the CIA and the FBI right now in order to try and make you fear THE TERRORISTS. It is called a “false-flag” operation. You know ……… attacking oneself and blaming it on the other guy so YOUR people get upset and back you up. EVEN when YOU created the problem but your people are not aware of that part. The fake Gulf of Tonkin Incident that got the American people hyped about going to war with Vietnam. The fear of Saddam Hussein’s WMD’s which is a bit of a switch because it was based on the fear of him doing something rather than anything that he did.  And just for fun, just where does 911 fit into all of this?

And now that we are on the subject ………. when you have Vice President Dick Cheney in the White House bunker on September 11, 2001 being informed that a hijacked airliner was headed for Washington, D.C. and then asked by a military aid, “. . . if the orders still stand?” and he responds, “Yes, the orders still stand, have you heard anything to the contrary?”.  And then that hijacked airliner hits the Pentagon without any attempt to intercept that hijacked airliner ……………….. AND ONE IS LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT “WE” HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ATTACK? BULL SHIT!

Keeping yourself in ignorance does not make you or your family safe ………

IGNORANCE IS THE ENEMY AND IF YOU SUPPORT IT 

YOU ARE A COLLABORATOR.

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