Oh yes, EASTER.
Now Tubularsock is a big proponent of people believing whatever they wish about everything. And as long as they practice their beliefs with others with consensus and not attempt to force others to follow their beliefs that is all fine and good with Tubularsock.
Whether it is sexual orientation, politics, economics, religion it doesn’t really matter what you believe and Tubularsock is even willing to argue with you if Tubularsock believes you are fucking bat shit crazy!
Consenting adults, have at it.
The issue comes up when people start to attempt to place THEIR beliefs and THEIR “values” on others that don’t agree by creating laws or social control or shame or ……. whatever.
FIRST Tubularsock commandment is:
LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE. And if you don’t like what they do THEN FUCKING DON’T DO IT YOURSELF! Period.
With that in mind, Trump And Easter And The “Rapturistic” Right all come together as just one big fun preposterous hypocrisy. NOW, how fun is that?
For example in Louisiana pastor, Rev. Tony Spell, states that, “Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying . . .”
So Spell (interesting name) has defied Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards’ orders to not have public gatherings. And in good old Jim-Jones-Style, Spell brought in a 26 BUS fleet of his parishioners for his Palm Sunday service.
Currently in Louisiana there are more than 17,000 cases of the coronavirus with about 652 deaths.
And Tubularsock agrees with Rev. Tony. So if he is willing to house his parishioners and keep them all together in religious bless to ALL DIE TOGETHER Tubularsock has no problem with that. The fucking more the merrier!
The problem for Tubularsock is the gall of Rev Tony Spell to not be concerned about spreading to others who may NOT WISH TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKING GOD!
So as we are heading toward Easter may Spell and his flock march into death because HIS christians “. . . do not mind dying . . .”! AMEN!
However Tubularsock would recommend to Tony’s flock to shift really fast over to The Church of Tubularsock! WE just fucking have more fun than death!
And many churches are attempting to do the same shit they have always done on Easter and all gather together EVEN though under the circumstances it has been shown NOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA!
Kinda makes one wonder just how much all that “love thy neighbor” REALLY means to them.
Lucky most Houses of Worship are caring enough to protect their followers as well as their communities but the right wing zealots have always been cultist and stupid so maybe it is just “God’s” way of killing them off. Amen!
And speaking of the PURENESS OF STUPIDITY the Orange Dump is on record saying that “Easter, has a special meaning” to him and to see the churches full of people and the ECONOMY back as God intended.
And the ONLY CONCLUSION that Tubularsock could glean from Orange Dump’s statement is expressed below:
It is important to remember, stay home on Easter and eat an egg. Just why the Easter Bunny hides eggs on just Easter has always been a mystery to Tubularsock. Where Jesus resurrecting himself is easily for Tubularsock to believe because JC wasn’t stupid.
Just why would he stick around this Hell-Hole? Amen!
Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor, corner office in Tubularsock’s underground BUNKER overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) with Tubularsock’s mask on and with gloves on and with a spray bottle of highly toxic soap to KILL anything that moves “over land and sea and foam”!
YES! Tubularsock is “sheltered in place” with plenty of time on his masked face and gloved covered hands.
SOOOOO ……….
Maybe you have noticed that the Democraps are running the same old number, ONCE AGAIN, on the American public that they ran when the Democrap’s Establishment pushed Killery back in 2016.
Do these people ever get out of the Washington-dc-bubble to recognize that there are REAL LIVE PEOPLE out here in the hinterland? With real life issues that are NOT being addressed by the insular political power leaches.
And that those Hinterland People aren’t stupid! They can see what the DemCraps are trying to get away with, which is simply: to dupe the public into the same old non-change direction as last time.
In fact, this nostalgic outsourcing through the likes of Joe Fucking Biden is enough to cause citizens to vomit all over their “blue-suede-shoes!
If the coronavirus is doing nothing else it is pointing to the necessity to RE-TOOL the system rather than return to the “good-old-days” of the pseudo-white-Obummer and his clap trap of “Hope and Change” while he sold the citizens out to the corporate power holders. And at the same time using his natural smooth-jive-speak to explain to the bankers that HE was all that stood between them and the pitchforks!
And just like clockwork the Demcraps and Repubcan’t join forces to GIVE AWAY trillions of the dollars to their Socialistic Corporate Bailout Program NEVER EVEN ASKING, “how will we pay for it” but at the same time throwing crumbs to regular citizens and expecting everyone to be thankful.
And then realizing that our current imbecilic administration can’t even figure out how to lick the stamps on the envelopes to send people checks because Jared Kushner hasn’t been asked by the Turd-Dump to put it on his spreadsheet yet! Fucking morons!
Tubularsock just can’t wait for Fucking Pelosi and Schumer to return to work(?) after their three week break to come up with a better bailout package for the common folks.
There is nothing like taking a three week VACATION in the middle of a MAJOR ONGOING REAL LIFE CRISIS showing just how much they care about regular people.
What if: You were watching a raging house fire and right in the middle of the fire all the fireman stop fighting the fire, turned off their hoses and all sat down for lunch.
You KNOW what your reaction would be, right?
But when Congress went off on their three week break it was hardly mentioned by the press at any level. Damn near no coverage, no outrage, no nothing!
What does that tell you?
People had to pay their rents. People had to buy food. People had to pay for medical attention. And the “firemen went for lunch”.
Oh but don’t worry, Fucking Pelosi and Schumer will get right on it after lunch …… “pass the baked potatoes. Oh, a bit well done for me”.
And if you are a Democrap and end up with your ANYBODY BUT TRUMP vote (oh but not Bernie) you’ll be wasting your vote again because even if Dump is dumped you’ll still lose!
WHY?
BECAUSE IT IS YOU AND YOUR SHEEPLE MIND-SET THAT IS TO BLAME!
YOU HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
FUCKING WAKE THE FUCK UP!
We are in a crisis situation here and that is EVEN BEFORE the coronavirus.
And that crisis situation is the fact that WE NEED a new consciousness as a society but so far all we get is A LACK OF IMAGINATION from our so called leaders!
Stop and listen to brain dead Trump and Joe ……… they have run out of ideas years ago and yet the American citizen is just the reflection of these two bozos.
Our society has run out of ideas ……. just buying another stack of stuff to crowd into your condo to be “happy” just isn’t cutting it!
That is why Sanders is about our only chance for any change and that is why there is so much resistance to him.
And that is not to say that Bernie is “perfect” by any means. But to date he is the only candidate with an idea and direction that MAY open up our future for a future for regular people rather than the corporate class and their enablers!
It is not to be blamed on dead Trump and Joe. They are only the reflection of their conditioned society ….. scary.
As for Tubularsock’s vote, Tubularsock will vote but NOT for someone who is not worth casting a vote for and this lessor than two evils bull shit is just a ploy to keep change from happening.
But like always the election is already rigged but don’t worry either way ……….
The question that Tubularsock doesn’t understand when it comes to backing Bernie Sanders is just how many people miss the bottom-line-point of supporting Sanders. And that point is that the people that do back Bernie are NOT backing him because of his name BUT RATHER because of his POLICIES.
And here again the likes of Whoopi Goldberg ranting against Bernie staying in the Presidential race and not getting out of the race and backing Senile-Near-Dead-Joe comes into play.
Whoopi Goldberg who was a big backer of Corrupt-Bitch-Killery is now all in for Senile-Near-Dead-Joe! Go fucking figure. Obviously she doesn’t “get-it”.
At one time, Whoopi appeared to have some basic principles and some integrity but Tubularsock figures that for many once they get cash in their pocket they just sell out to the highest bidder.
To listen to Goldberg rant against Bernie and interrupt him to push her agenda could have been a hell of a lot easier for her to do this anti-Bernie rant without him.
But the base line, it appears, for the Democrapic establishment is doing all they can right now to set it up so when Senile-Near-Dead-Joe doesn’t win then they’ll have someone other then themselves to blame for their loss. AGAIN!
And, oh gosh, Russia won’t work any better the second time around so they’ll put all their eggs in one basket and we’ll hear that it was ALL due to those Bernie Bros!
But the REAL point that the Democrapic establishment continues to fail to understand is that their fundamental platform that they plan to stand on is as rotten to the core as usual and bankrupt policies DON”T GARNER WINNING VOTES! PERIOD!
It is not Bernie that a third of the current party is voting for IT IS HIS POLICIES!
Can you Comprendo Whoopi? Can you fucking get it?
IT IS HIS POLICIES THAT HE STANDS FOR!!!
Ok here’s the test:
Name one policy that Senile-Near-Dead-Joe stands for?
Times up.
You see, some people vote for the principles they believe in and if no one is there with those principles then those people stay home. They just don’t vote for the next name on the list …….. they just don’t vote.
And the numbers of these type of voters in the United States happens to be huge. Much larger than the silly “polls” indicate …….. they really don’t know.
But there is a significant number of “non-voters” who have given up voting because voting the “lessor of two evils” no longer is acceptable to them.
If we ever have an election which was based on principled policies rather than cult of personality THAT election would be amazing.
But rest absurd that that will likely NEVER HAPPEN because the Democrap/Republican’t Party is the only party in town and they are doing like they have always done maintain and control the power.
Just look at this last bailout that the DEMREP PARTY just past before their three week break ………. HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT. Case in point!
Do you fucking get it yet!
However, THE FAT LADY HASN’T SUNG,YET. And that is what Tubularsock is holding out for in anticipation.
And ……….. Fuck you Whoopi!
You know, Tubularsock has been through a lot in his existence, to date, on this fucking globe we call earth that reminds you that gravity rules every fucking time you fall on your ass, if you’re lucky, or your face if you’re not.
Tubularsock grew up in a small town where most of the town was a relative of Tubularsock’s or a close friend of a relative of Tubularsock’s.
So hugging and kissing was what they all seemed to do as a greeting and the blind ones would run they hands over Tubularsock’s face in able to “see”!
Or that is the explanation that was given!
As luck would have it for Tubularsock the time came to leave the town and move to San Francisco ……………… Saints be praised!
BUT, Oh Shit!
It was the ’60’s where hugging and kissing fucking complete strangers was the acceptable greeting! WTF?
None the less, Tubularsock survived and this too passed. Saints be praised!
All went well until 2012 when Tubularsock got involved, by no fault of his own, in the fringe theater world and DAMN, hugging and kissing AGAIN! Often with total strangers!
What the hell? Who would have known?
But then, count your blessings ……….. the Hallelujah Moment!
THE CORONAVIRUS!
Now, six foot spacing between people ……….. Tubularsock can finally relax.
Saints be praised!
Interesting for Tubularsock thinking back to just a week or so when the choir was all chanting: BERNIE’S SOCIALISM CAN NOT BE TOLERATED! NO, NEVER!
And: HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR BERNIE’S HEALTH FOR ALL?
The fucking Democraps and their corporate overlords yelling those words loader than Dump and the Republican’ts.
How “.. . the times, they are a changing”!
And this time not behind closed doors. NOPE, right out there on the national stage. Stage center!
The Democraps are dicking around with paid sick leave and free corona tests. So last century. But fits well with the Victrola record player and malarkey of yesteryear with a solid, “don’t give me any of that jazz”, tossed in!
Just a reminder if you aren’t observant, Joe Biden represents a FEAR vote of “lets go back to the good old Obummer Days”.
You remember Obummer right. It is many of his policies that has created much of this false economy we’ve had going. And rather than really looking at just how fucked up many of Obummer’s economic policies were the “liberal class” are so hung up with the non-fact that he was BLACK that they give him a pass for fear of being called racist!
FUCK THAT, as Tubularsock would say and has said that Obummer was the step-en-fetch-it- boy for Wall Street and the Banks while he fucked over the average citizen.
But that is all polluted water under the bridge. BLACK sludge to be sure.
No, what we have unfolding right under our eyes is the open buying of the 2020 election by Dump and his boys.
Sending $1000.00 checks out (or whatever the amount will be) to EVERY American starting in a couple weeks is rather an inexpensive and BOLD move that gives the impression of altruism EVEN IF THE ROLL OUT IS AS FUCKED UP AS THE CORONAVIRUS TESTS!
However if the corporate Democraps want at least a chance at winning 2020, swinging from Biden to Bernie IS THEIR ONLY CHANCE …….. PERIOD!
But as we already know, the Democrap’s Corporate Elite don’t need to win 2020 they’ll be able to milk the system as well under Dump as they are doing now.
But just maybe as the rank and file Democraps will see at the Convention that their desires will be controlled by the SUPER DELEGATES and control will remain in the hands of the elite.
But for Tubularsock the vote is really simple. Burning Bernie =’s A Vote For Dump as Tubularsock waves his $1000.00 check!
Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!
Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.
Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!
Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.
The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!
Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.
And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!
The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!
No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.
It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.
NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!
And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!
But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.
Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.
Oh, just have faith ……. amen.
TUBULARSOCK
“. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”
Fucking gag, gag, gaging …… all the way to the polls
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily life among the trolls.
Well no surprise here.
O’Rourke, Klobuchar, and Buttigieg all rushed in to support their future with the Democraps.
What else could they do if they want to continue their groveling and pandering to the rich power brokers.
The trick is to keep your nose to the ground and your ass in the air. And they each seem really good at that for sure. And PROOF’S in the action!
And you’ll see Warren do the same thing.
Not that it matters but the little respect that Tubularsock had for Elizabeth over time has diminished to minus digits only because she sold out any principles she had along the way in part due to her ties with former Obummer advisors on her team. BAD CHOICE if you wish to end up with ANY integrity or respect.
But here is the bottom line:
The establishment Democraps, according to Dead-ol’-Joe, “. . . the people aren’t looking for revolution, they’re looking for results.”
And according to Bernie, “Let me be very clear, it is no surprise they (the establishment Democraps) do not want me to become president because our administration will transform this country to create an economy and a government that works for all of the people, not just the 1%”.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Bernie continues, “It will not be the same old same old.
But the other reason I am running is to defeat Donald Trump.
And the fact of the matter is if we want to defeat Donald Trump, we’re going to need a campaign that has energy and excitement that can speak to working people, young people, people who have given up on the political establishment.”
It is odd that when Tubularsock looks at Biden, Tubularsock notices he’s NOT exactly dynamic.
Most likely because he hasn’t had a new idea since 1945! Oh well, nothing wrong with World War II ideas for the 21st Century, RIGHT? How far RIGHT?
Tubularsock just can’t wait to see if Americans are awaking that they have been duped by the milquetoasts or that if they will be fooled again.
We as a country have been needing a change in direction for a very long time but SEDENTARY is a very difficult habit to shift.
So if Bernie doesn’t pull this out of the hat with YOUR help then whether it’s Biden or Trump won’t make a bit of difference. THE SAME RICH WILL RUN THINGS!
However with Dump it will be a quicker death than with the drip, drip, drip Biden way.
Tubularsock can’t wait to see!
Do you believe in Public Education? How about having a community Fire Department?
Do you believe in public owned roads and highways?
Should there be Public Libraries?
Public Parks and playgrounds? Federal National Parks?
Do you believe in the Social Security Program?
It is strange how “socialism” is defined in “U.S. public speak”.
Because of the fear of the Communism-Hang-Over from the 1950’s, Americans’ have been propagandized to believe that Socialism and Communism are the same thing.
THEY ARE NOT!
Even if Little-Squat-Goldbloom is willing to throw out verbal garbage at Bernie about being a Communist equating it with Socialism ……… Bernie’s retort was damn straight if you were paying attention.
“You say you don’t like socialism, but how is giving $2 trillion to corporations not socialism, just upside down socialism?”
You all remember that bull shit about “welfare queens” sucking off the system and just how appalled the Republican’ts were just a few years back.
But you hear very few Republican’ts and Democraps ever complain about gillions of dollars in government SUBSIDIES being passed out year after year to corporations without much oversight or care. THAT IS SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH!
Oh, just for the fun of it …… “Gosh, where will we get the money to pay for it?”
Remember we are talking about TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS!
Funny how that phrase, “where will we get the money to pay for it” looks different based on who gets the money!
Now these corrupt practices are not a one party monopoly. Don’t forget it was Obummer, under the Democrap’s flag, that bailed out the banks and mortgage brokers after their shady deals with millions of dollars of Federal Funds while leaving the “regular” citizen holding the bag as thousands of them lost their homes.
Thank you so much Barack ………. BUT, “where will we get the money to pay for it”?
And then remember a bribe pay off can happen after an event as well as before.
Less than a year after leaving office Obama received $1.2 million for a series of speeches he made to major Wall Street Firms and Banks he helped bail out. About $400,000. per speech.
Pay off time baby!
And so many people STILL “respect” that scumbag! Fuckkkk! Some people are just not bright! Oh well, in America you are “free” to be stupid. It is just expensive!
But Socialism you are supposed to be AFRAID OF except the socialism for the rich.
So don’t say that Tubularsock didn’t attempted to awaken you.
Tubularsock has concluded that IF the Democraps double-deal Bernie and back Dead-Brain-Biden then the United States will STAY THE COURSE to its own destruction.
It is so uncanny that we are on a very similar trajectory as the Fall of the Roman Empire. (Seriously, check it out yourself)
Rather eery if you ask Tubularsock but it appears we are in lock step.
SO …….. perhaps History DOES repeat itself.
Now just where is that rewind?
The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.
And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?
Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?
To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.
WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.
And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!
It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!
And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.
And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!
And yet the beat goes on …………
And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.
He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.
As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!
And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!
Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!
And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.
Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?
But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.
And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.
The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!
And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!
WHY?
And the reason is as simple and as obvious.
With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.
The Republicants are in the same boat!
You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.
Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!
And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!
Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!
No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.
Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”
We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.
Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?
Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!
NOW.
Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.
The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!
So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.
Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!
Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!
Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.
Tubularsock 