A TUBE THOUGHT:
It appears that the economy is so bad, in reality, that the Secretary of the Inferior has had to take a part time, no benefits, low end Security Job.
A member of the White House staff who has not been authorized to speak, write, or even squeak about this has just spoken freely without thought about all her agreements.
It is almost like, “they wanted the news to get out”! hmmm, a “controlled leak”?
But there are dangers. So often we have forgotten that it was a low paid security job worker who was responsible for the arrests at the Watergate and the bringing down of a President.
We each have a role ………. play it well.
Wow, another life lesson brought to you by Tubularsock.
Ever wonder what a “moderate-extremist” could be?
Now Tubularsock, knows what ‘moderate” means.
And Tubularsock knows what “extremist” means.
And Tubularsock knows what “give me a break!” means.
Really? A “moderate-extremist”.
Now, that has to be one fucked up person!
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” would be the one to cut off only three-quarters of your head?
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” only massacres half of a village?
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” is ONLY a moderate so he can get more weapons and be able to sell them to the EXTREMISTS for a profit?
That is called (in economic terms) the Middle-Man.
You see Congress loves the free enterprise system. So they voted for the middle man and why not? Congress plays to the middle for votes and then returns to the self-serving people they are. NO party excepted!
Now Tubularsock is not expecting any change in this “moderate-extremist” bull-shit but it is being brought to your attention as one of the many pearls of unexamined bull shit that is just sitting everywhere until you don’t even realize that it saturates your consciousness.
It’ is like “the jobless recovery” and “humanitarian-bombing” ………. sure ….
LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER ISIS!
As usual, Tubularsock sits in awe of stupidity. Obomber’s speech sounded like Bush’s speech, sounded like Johnson’s speech, sounded like Nixon’s speech.
There is always that underpinning whether mentioned or not that we have to stop the Vietcong, al Qaida, ISIS over there or they will be on our shores in a minute.
Even though YOU can’t get on a plane without a crotch search.
Tubularsock ain’t scared!
And oh how BARBARIC they all are, down right uncivilized!
Did you know that ISIS cuts people’s heads off?
And oh my god, they WATER-BOARD their prisoners!
Can it get any worse than that?
Well yes, they TORTURE their prisoners and if that isn’t enough
they make their prisoners wear orange jump suits!
And unlike “OUR” CIA they didn’t destroy their videos of doing all these things, THEY POST THEM ON YOUTUBE!
Talk about transparency!
My god, what is this world coming to?
Somehow in all this is always our rush to bomb …… well, bomb somebody.
And bombing has worked so well that it will just be as effective again!
And again, and again, and again ……… see how effective it is?
Let’s see, ahh …….. women and children first is what Tubularsock likes to say.
Ok. And the old people! They can’t get out of the way anyway.
Yep, lets shock and awe them.
And what gets Tubularsock the most is that WE (meaning the United States) helped create ISIS. WE (meaning the United States) funded them and trained them to help fight Syria. And remember WE (meaning the United States) also funded and trained bin Laden’s al Qaida back in the day to help fight the Soviet Union in Afghanistan.
Somehow that never gets mentioned in the speeches and the maimed stream media.
The other crap that seemed to be missed is in August, Saudi Arabia executed 15 people by chopping off their heads. You remember Saudi Arabia …… they are one of our allies.
And the “moderate” elements of the rebel groups in Syria which WE (meaning the United States) have been and are going to continue to arm, fund, and train cut off 8 heads of captured ISIS rebels in the past few days.
Now you tell Tubularsock ……… does it look like beheading really means all that much to the President or Congress to you?
Now the realization that bombing people usually turns them INTO terrorists still hasn’t penetrated Obomber’s head. Bush didn’t get that either and the Vietcong grew under Johnson’s and Nixon’s bombing.
So why is it that bombing is the first line of defense?
Hmmm. Just maybe we need terrorists.
It appears to Tubularsock that it is the ONLY job program Obummer and Congress have come up with that works!
There doesn’t appear to be any unemployment in ISIS. And you have to admit ISIS even sounds like a government program?
Now here is something that you won’t believe. Tubularsock has discovered an operative TIME MACHINE. Hey really, it is up and running and YOU haven’t even noticed!
It’s amazing at several levels. First, it’s right in front of you. Second, you don’t have to climb into it. Third, it is operating as Tubularsock writes this information to you.
Fasten your seat belt, expect tubebulence!
It appears to Tubularsock that this new 21st century TIME MACHINE was plugged in a long time ago maybe all the way back to Babbling-Alzheimer-Ridden Reagan but no matter, it is manifesting NOW so that is where we are in TIME MACHINE present moment time!
The United States has become a combination of (perhaps due to cross wiring within the TIME MACHINE) the end of the Roman Empire combined with the ultimate Fascist State. ( jump back, fucking Hitler!)
The government and the corporation are one and the same, hence: Fascism!
Now, Tubularsock knew there’d be doubters.
Fucking look at the facts …………. everything the United States Government does is TO PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Now the American public THINKS that THAT is them but it is not! PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS is capitalistic profit and control speak for their profit and their control! That is the reality, period!
The United States Empire Direction is crumbling and this was foretold by putting a BLACK Man in the WHITE House. See the color contrasting problem?
The White Power Structure needed a scapegoat so what better scapegoat than a Black Man. Especially a Black Man who only looks FORWARD! (He’d fucking freak out if that fucker looked back!)
And just like the Roman Empire we have troops and mercenaries throughout the world destabilizing areas so to conquer them as servant-states. (in the old days they were called colonies but we’re past that, we’re modern!)
ALSO our economy and monetary policies are crumbling because we have sunk to a belief that denial is the operative solution.
It is all falling apart as it did for the Romans. Wow, time flies …………
At the same time as the Roman Empire is crumbling (476 C.E.) and the Fascist State is solidifying (1930’s AD) we have a Caliphate forming before our very eyes. We are talking about the 600 BC here!
Wow! This TIME MACHINE is awesome!
No really, tell Tubularsock ……… how often have you seen the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the Fascist State and the formation of a Caliphate ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
Which only goes to prove that TIME IS AN ILLUSION.
But this is the 21st Century for Christ sake! Top this:
Add to all of this THE COLD WAR!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, THE COLD WAR too!
You get the fall of the Roman Empire …..
You get the rise of the Fascist State …..
You get the formation of a Caliphate …..
AND THE COLD WAR TOO!
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Ok, Tubularsock got a little carried away here. Shows you what happens when the dream of short term profit overcomes long term thinking.
In such a short time period the U.S. came from “saving the world” from the clutches of evil Fascism and destroying Communism to being the ultimate Fascist-Police-State and attempting to bomb-drone-and-torture the world into lockstep-order TO PROTECT OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Well it’s not working. Self interest will win the day and it may be a surprise but other countries in the world have their own self interests too.
It will be fun to see Germany, Russia, and China form an economic bloc. The old day fascists and commies finding their home grown roots against the present day U.S. fascist-police state.
What will the TIME MACHINE show us next? Just maybe Tubularsock will have figured out the dials and buttons in the TIME MACHINE by then. Ahh, what adventures await.
Well “good morning America how are ya?”(City of New Orleans by Steve Goodman)
Tubularsock has been hangin’ in the bunker in awe and amazement once again over how the shit that is spewed from the United States Government’s propaganda machine works so well. Even though it is straight-up lies and then those lies are smeared with bat shit. People in this country eat it right up. And EVEN the Europeans are at the table.
Well it only goes to show that vested interests dine at the same trough.
The entire propaganda ploy is really simple: Create and control the narrative FIRST.
That means that once you implement your fiendish plan you control the emotional thought patterns of the people.
You then continue to repeat the false narrative often regardless of what REAL truth comes out.
It is all a ploy but it works. And it has been used repetitively.
Need examples?
Simple!
9/11 …………… On the day the three buildings at the World Trade Center collapsed into they own footprint and in truck-able sized steel pieces the controlled narrative was being propagated.
And that narrative. Osama bin Laden did it!
Tubularsock hadn’t even finished his first cup of coffee before he was told that Osama bin Laden did it and that was repeated every minute of every day for years.
And why did Osama bin Laden do it?
He didn’t like our freedom.
Now remember that information was put out there so fast that the smoke hadn’t even cleared New York yet.
Not only that but ALL the news outlets knew EVERYTHING about Osama bin Laden even the address of the cave he was planning all this from in Afghanistan!
Now who was feeding the news media this information? Oh, come on …… just guess.
Remember ………… No one could have possibly THOUGHT that someone would fly planes into buildings said Condo-Rice and Little-bush-shit. So then how could they ALL know who did it and where he was and why he did it AND put it out to the media so rapidly?
And to this day if you would like to clear a space for yourself on a city bus or have room to drink alone at a cocktail party or to find alone time in a full cafe all you have to do is start to question the 9/11 narrative. The bull shit produced by the U.S. government has worked THAT well!
AND TO SEAL THE DEAL: To this day the majority of Americans still believe that Saddam Insane had something to do with the attack on 9/11!
EVEN after both Little-bush-shit and torture-cheney have come out and said that they had never said what they said about Saddam’s involvement. EVEN when you can see them say it on video and also see them say they didn’t say what they said on video.
Bottom line: The one out first with the narrative, even though it’s a lie, is the narrative that sticks in the minds of the masses! PERIOD!
Assad used chemical weapons on his own people ……………
That narrative was pushed by the American Government in the media and Assad was condemned and assailed as a heartless murderer.
Well, he didn’t do that!
It was discovered by international investigation that it was the U.S. supported terrorists that used chemical weapons on people. NOT the Assad Government.
It was because of that information that Obama had to drop the bombing of Syria idea.
But Obummer knew that ALL THE TIME.
Yet, just this week Tubularsock was reading a current article that referenced Assad’s use of chemical weapons ……….. remember the FIRST narrative sticks!
Which bring us to what Tubularsock wanted to talk about ………… The flight of MH17 and it’s demise over Ukraine.
Now to many Tubularsock readers you already know this because you keep up with the BSN (bull-shit-narrative). For you, you can use your extra time by not reading further and polishing your Molotov cocktails. Or for many of you polishing off any kind of cocktails for that matter!
Now that the room is cleared …………..
Propaganda is much like a horse race. You want your horse out of the gate FIRST because that is the narrative that will be remembered.
And what came out first? Russia was responsible, PERIOD!
No proof, no investigation, no nothing EXCEPT ……… Russia was responsible, PERIOD!
That is the first hint that the narrative is false and of course …….. it is!
And then the corollary narrative ……… the Pro-Russian rebels were responsible which is equally false.
A simple trick Tubularsock always uses when these incidents occur is logic.
Why would Russia blow up an international flight of civilians over another country? What would be their advantage in doing that?
To what advantage would the Pro-Russian rebels have in blowing up an international flight of civilians?
To win friends and influence people? Come now!
So it is obvious that there is NO advantage for either of them to do this …….. nada!
So that leaves the American-puppet government of Ukraine.
And from the facts so far on the ground it appears that MH17 was shot down by the American-puppet government of Ukraine’s air-force. Not by a ground missile.
And the reason Tubularsock feels this information may be the correct answer is also based on logic.
And the logic goes like this ……….
The Russians have released satellite imagery showing that MH17 was in the same airspace with two Ukraine jet fighters just before the “incident”. There also were no sign of ground missile activity. But the Russian imagery is not as technologically as clear as the imagery that the spy satellite that the United States had flying over the same area would be IF THE U.S. RELEASED THAT IMAGERY.
Which means that OBUMMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED and rest assured that if it “proved” that Russia was really responsible it would have been out of the gate weeks ago.
That for Tubularsock PROVES that the American narrative is a pack of shit!
Also recall that a few days after MH17 going down the U.S. released satellite imagery showing Russian missiles being fired across their border into Ukraine to help the Pro-Russian rebels. And ranting about that “unlawful” activity.
Which only shows Tubularsock that the satellite imagery the U.S. has of the downing of MH17 does not support the American narrative!
CASE CLOSED.
NEW OLD NEWS: Deja vu ?
Well Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D. C. from Oakland, CA. and it’s Deja vu all over again.
Remember in the Matrix when Neal sees a black cat twice and says, Deja vu ? And everybody freaks because that is a sign that there’s a change in the matrix. Which means that they have been detected while on a mission.
Or remember the magician who does slight-of-hand right in front of you but he’s able to divert your attention so he can trick you? Time and again, and again and …….
It appears to Tubularsock that all the news around the world is all playing back old programs and attempting to convince us that it’s new.
Now would you people with cable TV with 6,0304 channels put up with reruns of all last years and previous years shows being played over again. (no, hold it ….. Tubularsock knows you would because you already do ……. but there’s more.)
And on top of that sell you the idea that it’s all new programing. And because of that the cable rates are going to go up 50%.
Well, that’s what we got here folks ………….. illusion
Israel is bombing Palestine AGAIN and Palestine is sending these ratty-ass “missiles”
back at Israel. As well as their regular supply of rocks.
Tubularsock thinks it’s time to sell some dependable missiles to Palestine. The crap they are trying to attack Israel with is shit. Who is providing them with weapons? The United States sells weapons to anybody. Why not Palestine? Their money’s good. Right?
Business is business, come on capitalists, where is that “free market” spirit?
And then there’s Tubularsock’s good friends at ISIS. Allah be tazed.
Palestine could hook up with them because now ISIS can provide Palestine with American missiles, trucks, helicopters, tanks, planes, and even 90 lbs. of raw nuclear stuff.
Now don’t worry, the officials who know nuclear stuff say, “There is nothing to be alarmed about a group of highly armed-psychopathic-homicidal-maniacs with a 13 century vision acquiring this raw-nuke-shit.”
Aren’t we so lucky …….. wow, and for a minute Tubularsock started to worry.
And then all the fucking immigrant children that are flooding our boarders. You know those boarders that we have put fences up, check points, Boarder Patrols those boarders! And Homeland Security hasn’t scanned any of these children upon entry because they aren’t cooperating like terrorist do and come in through airports! Shit!
Now what is that all about?
Why are the immigrant children picking on us? Why don’t they just go back to their dictatorships that the United States set up for them. Ungracious foreigners!
No, what is happening is just regular TV programming. It is more economical for the major maimed-stream-media to re-run old news than to send out reporters to gather new news. Really, you can see that can’t you?
And it is so American!
The citizens of the United States sit by as the Government and corporate interests take their houses, send their children off to endless wars, renege on their retirement, close down their public libraries, schools, parks and replace them with for profit zones, replace their jobs, break up their unions and spy on each and everyone of them. Yet those citizen just can’t get up from their 60” Plasma televisions and go to the streets to protest any of that.
BUT they can grab their American flags and paint signs and go out into the heat to tell children to go back to where they come from and act like they are taking charge of their empty white-ass lives. FUCKING PATHETIC!
And to top this all off the Kim Kardashian Video Game is “on track to earn $200 million!”
Now Kim’s game is called Kim Kardashian: Hollywood !
Is that just fucking awesome or what? And the entire point of the game ……. wait for it,
is to get your avatar to recharge itself with enough energy to attend all the photo shoots and club openings necessary to journey from the E-list to the A-list.
Now isn’t that just what everyone really wants to do with their lives ……….. go from the E-list to the A-list in Hollywood?
Now the game itself is a FREE download so where does Kim get her 45% of the net profits of the $200 million sales?
Well, the game is free but to upgrade your avatar power position so you can get yourself to the Hollywood A-list quicker you have to pony-up nearly $500! AND HERE’S WHERE STUPID COMES IN ……….. thousands of people are willing to do this.
Dumb fucks is too weak of a term to describe these dumb fucks!
And some people always seem to wonder, “How does the government and corporate interests seem to get away with what they do without any negative consequences being imposed on them.”
Deja vu, ASK KIM.


